Chris Simon Sucks

moon5leg

It's not easy being green
Couldn't agree more. Been an Isles fan since the 70's and hope I don't ever see him in the uniform again. That wasn't a hockey move and there's no place for that in the game.
 

Kerad

New Member
Unfortunately, the only time the U.S. national sports media ever talks about hockey is after garbage like Simon's.

I want him suspended for not only the rest of this season, but all of next season as well...minimum. I'll give the NHL a bigtime :yay: if they kick him out of the league forever.
 

LordStanley

I know nothing
Todd Bertuzzi is the only one that can benefit from this incident. His sucker punch looks like nothing compared to this.
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
I have a question...

...did Hollweg get anything for this? He boarded Simon, right?

What would you rather have, an out of control trip, head first into the boards or a cross check to the face with a stick?

I'll take the cross check. It won't hurt my looks and and head first into the boards could paralyze me.
 

itsbob

I bowl overhand
Isn't Hockey WWE on ICE?? All this is pre written, staged.. re hearsed, and re-rehearsed.

If not, why aren't the cops providing security putting this guy in handcuffs and removing him from the stadium??
 

Kerad

New Member
Larry Gude said:
...did Hollweg get anything for this? He boarded Simon, right?

What would you rather have, an out of control trip, head first into the boards or a cross check to the face with a stick?

I'll take the cross check. It won't hurt my looks and and head first into the boards could paralyze me.

No...Hollweg didn't get anything...he didn't do anything wrong. His hit on Simon was completely legal. Did you see the video?
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Yeah...

Kerad said:
No...Hollweg didn't get anything...he didn't do anything wrong. His hit on Simon was completely legal. Did you see the video?


...did you?

Boarding: Any player who checks an opponent in such a manner that causes the opponent to be thrown violently into the boards (2 minutes,5 or a game misconduct).
 

LordStanley

I know nothing
Larry Gude said:
...did you?

Boarding in ice hockey is a penalty called when an offending player violently pushes an opposing player into the boards of the hockey rink, when the player is facing the board. The boarding call is quite often a major penalty due to the likelihood of injury sustained by the player who was boarded. However if no injury is sustained a minor penalty will be called. Boarding is assessed to a player when the opposing player is hit 4-5 feet away from the boards and hits his head against the boards on the way down.

Hollwegs hit on Simon was not Boarding, it was a regular check. Chris Simon hit the boards upright. If Simon didnt like the hit, then go after him with your fists.... Not with a Paul Bunyun chop across the face.
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
So...

LordStanley said:
Boarding in ice hockey is a penalty called when an offending player violently pushes an opposing player into the boards of the hockey rink, when the player is facing the board. The boarding call is quite often a major penalty due to the likelihood of injury sustained by the player who was boarded. However if no injury is sustained a minor penalty will be called. Boarding is assessed to a player when the opposing player is hit 4-5 feet away from the boards and hits his head against the boards on the way down.

Hollwegs hit on Simon was not Boarding, it was a regular check. Chris Simon hit the boards upright. If Simon didnt like the hit, then go after him with your fists.... Not with a Paul Bunyun chop across the face.


...the measure of the penalty is what happens, not the infraction itself?

It looks to me like Hallweg started his check 4-5 feet from the boards. You're saying had Simon fallen to the ice and then been paralyzed, it would have been, what, a minor?

Simon had just scored, right? Or assisted? So, Hollweg 'beanballed' him, right? Simon did go in face first.

I'm not defending Simon any more than I did Hunter when he attacked Lafontaine years ago in the playoffs and killed the Isles playoffs.

It's the goonery. It's no different than going after a players knees in football or taking a guys legs out when he goes to dunk in basketball. Most sports have moved into a new century, the NHL doesn't seem interested.
 

LordStanley

I know nothing
Larry Gude said:
...the measure of the penalty is what happens, not the infraction itself?

It looks to me like Hallweg started his check 4-5 feet from the boards. You're saying had Simon fallen to the ice and then been paralyzed, it would have been, what, a minor?

Simon had just scored, right? Or assisted? So, Hollweg 'beanballed' him, right? Simon did go in face first.

I'm not defending Simon any more than I did Hunter when he attacked Lafontaine years ago in the playoffs and killed the Isles playoffs.

It's the goonery. It's no different than going after a players knees in football or taking a guys legs out when he goes to dunk in basketball. Most sports have moved into a new century, the NHL doesn't seem interested.


Ok let me re-Clarify... Hollweg might have been 4-5 feet away from the boards, but Simon was not. He was on the boards and made a play on the puck. NHL rules state that you have a short window to make a check on someone after they played the puck. Basicly what we hockey players call the 3 second rule.

Simon played the puck, and got hit.

Even the NHL said that Hollwegs hit was legal... So do you have a problem with it.
Whats goonery is Simons hatchet job on hollweg....

So it looks like the NHL is moving into a new century. They Suspended Simon, and I doubt he will ever play for another team again
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Ok...

LordStanley said:
Ok let me re-Clarify... Hollweg might have been 4-5 feet away from the boards, but Simon was not. He was on the boards and made a play on the puck. NHL rules state that you have a short window to make a check on someone after they played the puck. Basicly what we hockey players call the 3 second rule.

Simon played the puck, and got hit.

Even the NHL said that Hollwegs hit was legal... So do you have a problem with it.
Whats goonery is Simons hatchet job on hollweg....

So it looks like the NHL is moving into a new century. They Suspended Simon, and I doubt he will ever play for another team again


....all well and good. If you hockey fans feel everything was good; Hollweg, good hit, Simon, appropriate penalty, fine.

I'm still saying as an ex-hockey fan that I'd rather take the cross check than the check into the boards face first.
 

LordStanley

I know nothing
Larry Gude said:
....all well and good. If you hockey fans feel everything was good; Hollweg, good hit, Simon, appropriate penalty, fine.

I'm still saying as an ex-hockey fan that I'd rather take the cross check than the check into the boards face first.


Well not as a hockey fan, but a hockey player.

Hollwegs hit was not a cross check....

Chris Simons hit was no cross check. That was a full on attempt to injure, with a baseball bat swing to the face.

Hollweg was lucky he walked away from the with only stiches. He could have had a broken jaw, missing teeth, destroyed face......

And speaking from experience, Simon may not have like the hit, but it didnt warent him trying to take off Hollwegs head.
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Hey look...

LordStanley said:
Well not as a hockey fan, but a hockey player.

Hollwegs hit was not a cross check....

Chris Simons hit was no cross check. That was a full on attempt to injure, with a baseball bat swing to the face.

Hollweg was lucky he walked away from the with only stiches. He could have had a broken jaw, missing teeth, destroyed face......

And speaking from experience, Simon may not have like the hit, but it didnt warent him trying to take off Hollwegs head.


...if you played and you're OK with it, the hit on Simon, I'll shut up now.
 
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