Christmas spirit!

[limblips]

I told my kids that I heard on the radio that Santa likes bacon better than cookies, so now they are gonna leave Santa a plate of bacon. Then I added that he prefers beer to milk. It's genius.

 

[Freefaller]

a thought

I told my kids that I heard on the radio that Santa likes bacon better than cookies, so now they are gonna leave Santa a plate of bacon. Then I added that he prefers beer to milk. It's genius.

Where do you think that big belly (gut) comes from?

 

[slotpuppy]

I told my kids that I heard on the radio that Santa likes bacon better than cookies, so now they are gonna leave Santa a plate of bacon. Then I added that he prefers beer to milk. It's genius.

I heard santa has glaucoma, maybe I should leave him a joint.

 

[garyt27]

I heard santa has glaucoma, maybe I should leave him a joint.

Leave two on the windowsill and I'll come by your place first. Love, Santa.