Christmas Stamps

[saddlemount]

A blonde goes to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas Stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denominations?"
The blonde says, "Heaven help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic,
12, Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptist

 

[ashliekay711]

ok, um... i don't get it :shrug:

 

[itsbob]

ok, um... i don't get it :shrug:

Short bus ??

 

[Dondi]

ok, um... i don't get it :shrug:

I'll say it slowly for you:

Religions.....have....denominations....(i.e. Baptist, Lutheran, Methodist, etc...)
Money....has....denominations...(i.e. $1 bills, $5, $10, $20, etc..)
Stamps.....have.....denominations...(i.e. 2 cent, 3 cent, 39 cent, etc...)

Get it now?

 

[saddlemount]

I'll say it slowly for you:

Religions.....have....denominations....(i.e. Baptist, Lutheran, Methodist, etc...)
Money....has....denominations...(i.e. $1 bills, $5, $10, $20, etc..)
Stamps.....have.....denominations...(i.e. 2 cent, 3 cent, 39 cent, etc...)

Get it now?

Ah well.. it wasn't that funny anyway.. guess I'll keep my day job.

 

[itsbob]

I'll say it slowly for you:

Religions.....have....denominations....(i.e. Baptist, Lutheran, Methodist, etc...)
Money....has....denominations...(i.e. $1 bills, $5, $10, $20, etc..)
Stamps.....have.....denominations...(i.e. 2 cent, 3 cent, 39 cent, etc...)

Get it now?

So she needed $606 worth of stamps?? Friggin Baptists are expensive!!

 

[ashliekay711]

Short bus ??

nope blonde LOL

 

[ashliekay711]

I'll say it slowly for you:

Religions.....have....denominations....(i.e. Baptist, Lutheran, Methodist, etc...)
Money....has....denominations...(i.e. $1 bills, $5, $10, $20, etc..)
Stamps.....have.....denominations...(i.e. 2 cent, 3 cent, 39 cent, etc...)

Get it now?

well i knew religions had denomonations, and i knew stamps came in 2cent 39 cent ect... but i didn't know they were called denomonations for stamps too...

and NO i wasn't the blonde in the post office either!