Cigarettes & Tampons

GopherM

Darwin was right
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of
string on the counter.

She says, confused, " Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for
your wife?"

He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the
store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of
tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it' s sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she.
"
 

steeler_chick

New Member
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of
string on the counter.

She says, confused, " Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for
your wife?"

He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the
store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of
tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it' s sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she.
"

NEVER mess with a woman who NEEDS tampons:killingme
 
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