Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life
with the now deceased prince, she wistfully sits upon her
rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front
porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.
One sunny afternoon,out of nowhere, her fairy godmother
appeared.
Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing
here after all these years?"
The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived
an exemplary life since I last visited with you. Is there
anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some
thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:
"The prince was wonderful but not much of an investor.
I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I
wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension."
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother."
The fairy godmother replied, "It is the least that I
can do. What do you want for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,
"I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth
I once had."
At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young
visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her
that had been dormant for years. And then the fairy
godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish; what
shall it be?"
Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the
corner and said, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my
old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a
change in his biological make-up that, when he stood
before her, he was a man so handsome the likes of him
neither she nor the world had ever seen.
The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella,
enjoy your new life."
With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the
fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.
For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked
into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless,
gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man
she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed
on her new throne and held her close in his young
muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden
hair with his warm breath as he whispered.........
"I'll BET YOU'RE SORRY YOU NEUTERED ME!"
with the now deceased prince, she wistfully sits upon her
rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front
porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.
One sunny afternoon,out of nowhere, her fairy godmother
appeared.
Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing
here after all these years?"
The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived
an exemplary life since I last visited with you. Is there
anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some
thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:
"The prince was wonderful but not much of an investor.
I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I
wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension."
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother."
The fairy godmother replied, "It is the least that I
can do. What do you want for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,
"I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth
I once had."
At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young
visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her
that had been dormant for years. And then the fairy
godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish; what
shall it be?"
Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the
corner and said, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my
old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a
change in his biological make-up that, when he stood
before her, he was a man so handsome the likes of him
neither she nor the world had ever seen.
The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella,
enjoy your new life."
With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the
fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.
For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked
into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless,
gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man
she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed
on her new throne and held her close in his young
muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden
hair with his warm breath as he whispered.........
"I'll BET YOU'RE SORRY YOU NEUTERED ME!"
