Circumcised

[gumby]

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went
back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered
that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The
teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his
mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his
class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went
back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his weenie
hanging out "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.
I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out
till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."