Lilly
The Original Lilly
A Government Employee sits in his office and out of
boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet.
He pokes through the contents and comes across an old
brass lamp. "This would look nice on my mantelpiece," he
thinks, so he takes it home with him (as government
employees often do when it comes to office supplies).
While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him
three wishes.
"I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!"
POOF!
A Pepsi appears before him on his desk, so he picks it up
and guzzles it all at once.
Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second
wish. "I wish to be on an island where beautiful
nymphomaniacs reside."
POOF!
Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him
lustfully.
He then tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd
never have to work ever again."
POOF! He's back in his government office.
How many people do you know to which this applies?
boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet.
He pokes through the contents and comes across an old
brass lamp. "This would look nice on my mantelpiece," he
thinks, so he takes it home with him (as government
employees often do when it comes to office supplies).
While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him
three wishes.
"I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!"
POOF!
A Pepsi appears before him on his desk, so he picks it up
and guzzles it all at once.
Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second
wish. "I wish to be on an island where beautiful
nymphomaniacs reside."
POOF!
Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him
lustfully.
He then tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd
never have to work ever again."
POOF! He's back in his government office.
How many people do you know to which this applies?