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AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY AUGUST 30.
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
CLASS 1: How to fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with slide presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00pm.
CLASS 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it change itself?
Round table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
CLASS 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and avoiding the Floor/Walls and nearby Bathtub? Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
(Note: this class meets at O'Malley's Brew Pub on 16th St.)
CLASS 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
CLASS 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink.
Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
CLASS 6: Loss of Identity-Losing the Remote to your Significant other.
Help line support and support groups. Meets 4 weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
CLASS 7: Learning How to Find Things-Starting with looking in the right places instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours
CLASS 8: Health Watch-Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health
Graphics and AudioTapes. 3 nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
CLASS 9: Real Men ask for Directions when lost. Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, Location to be determined.
CLASS 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks?
Driving simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
CLASS 11: Learning to Live-Basis differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online classes and role-playing
CLASS 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
CLASS 13: How to fight Cerebral Atrophy-Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full Lobotomies offered.
3 nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
CLASS 14: The Stove/Oven-What it is and How it is used.
Live demonstration. Tuesday at 6:00 PM, locations to be determined.
**UPON COMPLETION OF ANY OF THE ABOVE COURSES, DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS.
ps. If this is a repost...
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY AUGUST 30.
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
CLASS 1: How to fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with slide presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00pm.
CLASS 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it change itself?
Round table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
CLASS 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and avoiding the Floor/Walls and nearby Bathtub? Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
(Note: this class meets at O'Malley's Brew Pub on 16th St.)
CLASS 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
CLASS 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink.
Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
CLASS 6: Loss of Identity-Losing the Remote to your Significant other.
Help line support and support groups. Meets 4 weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
CLASS 7: Learning How to Find Things-Starting with looking in the right places instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours
CLASS 8: Health Watch-Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health
Graphics and AudioTapes. 3 nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
CLASS 9: Real Men ask for Directions when lost. Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, Location to be determined.
CLASS 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks?
Driving simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
CLASS 11: Learning to Live-Basis differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online classes and role-playing
CLASS 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
CLASS 13: How to fight Cerebral Atrophy-Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full Lobotomies offered.
3 nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
CLASS 14: The Stove/Oven-What it is and How it is used.
Live demonstration. Tuesday at 6:00 PM, locations to be determined.
**UPON COMPLETION OF ANY OF THE ABOVE COURSES, DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS.
ps. If this is a repost...