Classic Dave Barry Smilies

Lilly

The Original Lilly
USEFUL INTERNET EMOTICONS
EMOTICON MEANING
:) Happy person
:( Sad person
:) Happy person with a nose
:-( Sad person with a nose
:---( Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose
:-D Person laughing
:-D* Person laughing so hard that he or she does not
notice that a 5-legged spider is hanging from his or
her lip
:-| Person unsure of which long-distance company to
choose
>8-O-(&) Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm
;-) Person winking
.-) Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball
:-0WW Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims
:-Q Person who just had cybersex and is now enjoying a
post-coital cybercigarette
>:-Q -... Person who was enjoying a post-coital cigarette until
he suddenly noticed, to his alarm, that there is some
kind of discharge dribbling from his cybermember
:-{8 Person who is unhappy with the results of her breast-
enlargement surgery
:V:-| Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to
talk to him or her, little suspecting that there is an
alligator on his or her head
~oE]:-| Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his
or her head containing a three-legged octopus that is
giving off smell rays
>:-[ -{9 Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a
squirrel
 
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