Classy Countians

Bogart

New Member
So I'm noticing this car going to the back of the cemetery real late at night over the weekend. Figured they were up to no good but I was too tired to walk over there and deal with it. Turns out it was much worse than I could have imagined.

I go back there today to reconnoiter. All the way at the back of the cemetery, I spot it. A mound of chocolate soft serve surrounded by some sort of soiled wiping materials.

Someone pooped in the cemetery. Right on the road, didn't even use the grass.

Classy.
 

Pete

Repete
Turd Ferguson said:
So I'm noticing this car going to the back of the cemetery real late at night over the weekend. Figured they were up to no good but I was too tired to walk over there and deal with it. Turns out it was much worse than I could have imagined.

I go back there today to reconnoiter. All the way at the back of the cemetery, I spot it. A mound of chocolate soft serve surrounded by some sort of soiled wiping materials.

Someone pooped in the cemetery. Right on the road, didn't even use the grass.

Classy.
pics?
 

Bogart

New Member
It looks like this.
 

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Sharon

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Staff member
PREMO Member
Turd Ferguson said:
It looks like this.

It's called Argiope aurantia ...a "black and yellow" garden spider. The zipper is really cool.
 

BadGirl

I am so very blessed
Turd Ferguson said:
So I'm noticing this car going to the back of the cemetery real late at night over the weekend. Figured they were up to no good but I was too tired to walk over there and deal with it. Turns out it was much worse than I could have imagined.

I go back there today to reconnoiter. All the way at the back of the cemetery, I spot it. A mound of chocolate soft serve surrounded by some sort of soiled wiping materials.

Someone pooped in the cemetery. Right on the road, didn't even use the grass.

Classy.
It wasn't me.
Might have been BuddyLee, since he seems to love cemeteries so much.
 
J

justhangn

Guest
I've cut many a slice in a cemetery, but never took a dump in one. :ohwell:
 
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