Spank my pillows and call me Nancy. Remember that “conspiracy theory” the media mocked you about — where scientists sneered through their Warby Parkers and insisted those smeary sky streaks were just “harmless” water vapor? Just a natural byproduct of your
freedom to fly? Welp… the EPA just kicked down the front door. Behold the website
MakeSunsets.com — a startup straight from the fever dream of a Bond villain combined with an Etsy store. Polished, preening, and proudly selling “cooling credits” — one buck per dose of sulfur dioxide lobbed into the upper atmosphere. It’s like carbon offsets meets industrial sabotage.
From the site: a wide-smiling, environmentally conscious gay couple —looking like they just biked from Burning Man to a TED Talk— claim to fight climate change by launching SO₂ balloons into the stratosphere. SO₂, sulphur dioxide, is the same chemical that produces acid rain, respiratory disease, and Chernobyl sunsets.
The prices are suspiciously low. One “cooling credit” can be purchased for as little as $1, which allegedly cools the Earth as much as if one ton of CO₂ were removed for a whole year. Two years ago, Time ran a feature article about the company headlined, “Exclusive: Inside a Controversial Startup's Risky Attempt to Control Our Climate.” These days, I wonder whether the 2023 article was planted as a distraction to make the company’s work seem small-scale and thus a low-priority problem.
Enter the new sheriff. Trump’s EPA Commissioner, Lee Zeldin, also seems interested in Make Sunsets’s operation. Yesterday, he fired off a demand letter to the shady outfit (and tweeted it). The Sunset team, whoever they are, has 30 days to float back a list of documents or face criminal penalties.
The website crows that the SO₂ they claim to release is naturally occurring, since it sometimes burps out of volcanoes. But, first of all, according to the Time story, they get their SO₂ by burning a sulphur-based fungicide. So there’s that. Second, volcano emissions may be natural, but they are not healthy. They’re considered catastrophic. Finally, SO₂ makes acid rain, a phenomenon that I am old enough to remember was something environmentalists used to want to get rid of.
A quick ChatGPT query disclosed long-term risks like soil acidification, respiratory illness, heart problems, infrastructure corrosion, and even social unrest. Perhaps the most horrifying fact comes right from the company’s frequently asked questions:
Six months to three years! Right now, you are probably wondering something that pops up a few questions down the list: is this legal???? The goofy, totally non-threatening, Birkenstock-wearing gay scientists are way ahead of you:
Haha, my goodness there they are cropping up again, like a treatment-resistant venereal disease.
The CIA and FBI, front-loaded on the list of government agencies Andrew and Luke are
in contact with. It’s not creepy at all! It’s totally natural that those two spooky agencies should be involved in Make Sunset’s compliance with the Weather Modification Act of 1976 (WMA).
Andrew and Luke (or whoever it really is) say they’re using balloons, which is clever, since nobody can see them up oozing chemicals that float in the stratosphere for years. But planes could easily spread SO2 as well.
Technically, the WMA does not legalize weather modification. It just requires anyone doing it to file a NOAA report. And, get this, that NOAA link includes a quasi-searchable report database— with the friendliness and usability of a Soviet-era DMV portal. You can’t search by anything useful, like company name, but you can poke around the horrifying reports, and there are lots of them. Hundreds. Thousands.
If you are a chemtrails truther, all the evidence you need to prove it’s happening is
right there, if you have the time and patience of Methuselah, that is. Have a gander for yourself.
But the good news is, Lee Zeldin now wields the Clean Air Act. And yesterday he went straight to the source, bypassing lying media and their cohort of mendacious experts who deny anybody is injecting chemicals into the skies. And Zeldin broke the story
on Twitter (although media, of course, ignored it).
Chemtrail denialism is dead.
Lying media muffles the sky story, but chemtrail cover gets torched; EPA strikes, Ladapo roars, Trump woos war and wages peace while steamrolling the swamp with speed and access.
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