In the wee hours of this morning, the alert overnight team at the New York Times ran an astonishing article headlined, “
Bill Gates Says Climate Change ‘Will Not Lead to Humanity’s Demise.’” He’s changed his mind, evolved his position—
pivoted. “Climate change will have serious consequences — particularly for people in the poorest countries — but it will
not lead to humanity’s demise,” the Clippy software billionaire admitted in a newly published article.
Thus, the progressive purity spiral is now spinning up. For progressives, the only group that deserves more hatred than MAGA fascists is
deserters. The Times’ liberal readers seethed with impotent rage in the article’s comments. “It is very suspicious,”
‘Jorge’ from Madrid opined, “that Bill Gates has radically changed his views after just a few months of Trump’s presidency.” John Kotula of Rhode Island snipped, “Billionaires don’t have the solution because they are the problem.”
Bill’s memo was not linked by the Times; they were probably afraid of what its easily triggered regulars might do if they got a gander at the whole thing. It wasn’t hard to find though. The vaccine-pushing philanthropist has his own vanity news site called GatesNotes, upon which he disgorges his various late-night theories and ruminations.
This one was titled, “
Three tough truths about climate. Subtitle: “What I want everyone at COP30 to know.”
COP30 is the latest in a series of COPs, which is the world’s biggest climate conclave, organized by the United Nations. The next one will be held in Brazil, and starts in a couple weeks on November 10th. It’s the World Economic Forum for climate wackos. Picture thousands of delegates —from presidents and politicians to green-energy CEOs and carbon scientists— swanking at five-star hotels and infesting vast conference halls, delivering urgent speeches to each other, making backroom deals, and debating bold promises about literally saving the planet from imminent rightwing destruction.
It is
the can’t-miss event of the year. That is, if you earn your daily on the Climate Express grift train. Bill Gates has been a permanent installation at previous COPs (COP26 in Glasgow, 2021, COP27 in Sharm el-Sheikh, 2022, COP 28 in Dubai in 2023, etc). He’s a beloved keynote speaker, a major address deliverer, a prominent panel participant, and of course, a
big money man.
Bill Gates just announced that
he isn’t going. Seeya.

After several paragraphs of throat-clearing and reassuring COP30 addicts that he still takes climate change
very seriously, Gates continued in his “memo” to gently shred climate science into ribbons, cooing calm reassurances while carving its heart out with a sharpened spoon. The lengthy memo was packed with a long series of graphs, charts, arguments, and three “tough truths.” (They’re only ‘tough truths’ to climate junkies.) Here they are:
- “Truth #1. Climate change is a serious problem, but it will not be the end of civilization.”
- “Truth #2. Temperature is not the best way to measure our progress on climate.”
- “Truth #3. Health and prosperity are the best defense against climate change.”
In short (which does not do the voluminous about-face any justice), Gates said the best way to measure progress on climate is through
human flourishing. “It’s time to put human welfare at the center of our climate strategies,” Gates wrote, “which includes reducing the Green Premium
to zero.”
Zero! What Gates meant by “Green Premium” was the extra cost of green tech over things like coal plants and gas engines. So, in other words, the suddenly parsimonious Gates argued we shouldn’t use
any climate solution that isn’t downright
cheaper than the traditional alternative. Needless to say, if COP30 accepted this advice, it would wipe out 99% of the purpose for the stupid summit in the first place.
Gates next suggested climate worshippers stop being such negative ninnies and look at the
long term, maybe like improving peoples’ lives —not with windmills and solar farms— but through genetically engineered food and vaccines and stuff:
It would be impolite to point out that, until about ten minutes ago, Bill Gates was one of the biggest doomcryers on the warming planet. Now, apparently, he’s decided that he is out. Buh-bye.
So long, and thanks for all the fish, as Douglas Adams might have said.
It was heresy! Apostasy! Perfidy of the highest order! No wonder Bill isn’t going to Brazil. They’d hang him higher than Haman.

None of this redeems Bill from his satanic excesses, like buying billions in Moderna stock right before the pandemic, then selling it all just before admitting the shots don’t work. The point is that something
or someone yanked Bill’s leash— and he’s gotten right in line. Good doggie. Now, he says, it’s
Mission Accomplished:
Time to move on!
But
why? And, why
now? We can only speculate. USAID money isn’t flowing to Gates’ foundations and climate companies anymore, so now he must fund them with
his own money. That’s one. He also has a great big Epstein problem that he’d prefer stay buried along with the International Mystery Man. That’s two. Chemtrail experiments will soon be shuttered for good. That’s three. And Gates can easily see Republicans holding the White House for 11 more years, so climate won’t be nearly as profitable as the old days, not if you count “profits” as free money extracted from taxpayers by witless progressive politicians and then laundered back to them through climate CEOs,
ad infinitum.
Bill Gates is a great big canary in the lithium mine. Happily, the Green New Scam is being choked out. Like Jorge from Madrid, I suspect President Trump had something to do with it. (Now let’s choke out vaccines and GMO seeds.)
COP30 won’t be
nearly as much fun this year without the pudgy billionaire.
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