Cocktail

[rack'm]

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde sitting by herself ;

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Lady: "No thank you; alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Lady: "No, they open!"

 

[Sharon]

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde sitting by herself ;

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Lady: "No thank you; alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Lady: "No, they open!"

 

[kwillia]

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[camily]

I thought this was going to be a thread inviting people for a cocktail. Where is that thread?

 

[desertrat]

I thought this was going to be a thread inviting people for a cocktail. Where is that thread?

 

[harleygirl]

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde sitting by herself ;

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Lady: "No thank you; alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Lady: "No, they open!"

 

[bresamil]

Kwillia-
Is that Pete's Christmas present?

 

[calvertcrazy]

good one....