gary_webb
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A middle aged man goes to visit his elderly father and the next morning he helps his Dad prepare breakfast. The son mentions to his Dad that the dishes are less than spotless to which he answers, they're as clean as cold water can get 'em son. After breakfast Dad puts the dishes in the dish washer.
Lunch time comes and the dishes are still pretty messy and again Dad explains, they're as clean as cold water can get them. They eat and again Dad puts them in the dish washer.
Just before dinner the son notices the door to the dish washer is open and Dad's dog is licking the plates in the open washer. He calls to his Dad and says, Dad the dog is licking the plates! Dad answers back, Oh I forgot to introduce you two, son meet my dog, Cold Water.
Lunch time comes and the dishes are still pretty messy and again Dad explains, they're as clean as cold water can get them. They eat and again Dad puts them in the dish washer.
Just before dinner the son notices the door to the dish washer is open and Dad's dog is licking the plates in the open washer. He calls to his Dad and says, Dad the dog is licking the plates! Dad answers back, Oh I forgot to introduce you two, son meet my dog, Cold Water.