Come for the not semi-scientific test of Amazon

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Basics Synthetic Motor Oil....... But stay, Gentle Reader, for an Addendum that is far greater than the main event, the comments, a most scathing and accurate takedown of the Almighty Amazon Idiot Product Reviewer.........

Here's How Amazon's Motor Oil Stacks Up Against Big Name Brands

Ever since Amazon Basics announced it’s selling its own generic brand of synthetic motor oil, the big question has been “but how good actually is it?” Now, people to conduct their own at-home tests to see how Amazon’s oil compares to the big brands we know and love.

jalopnik.com

When my oil arrived there was a big scratch on the label. 1/5 stars. I have no thoughts on the quality of the oil itself.
- Helpful Amazon reviewer

Reviews and the questions are the worst:
Q: Would you recommend this oil for winter use in a Chrysler 200?
A: I don’t know. I gave this oil as a gift.
A: Yes, my Dodge Santa Fe runs great and is way faster than it used to be.
A: No, my hands got cold while I poured it.

“This product includes USB cable.”
Q: does this come with the cable?
A: no

 

[GURPS]

Nice

the whining in the comment section of the article is almost as bad