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One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asks the barber about his bill.
"I am sorry; I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service
this week."
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you
card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
Later that day a Cop comes in for a haircut and he also goes to pay the
barber, and the barber replies, "I am sorry I cannot accept money from you.
I am doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the
shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a
thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
Later that day John Kerry comes for a haircut and when he asks the barber
what he owes, the barber replies, "I am sorry I cannot accept money from
you. I am doing community service this week."
John Kerry is very happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes
to open his shop, there are a dozen Democrats waiting for a free haircut.
asks the barber about his bill.
"I am sorry; I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service
this week."
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you
card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
Later that day a Cop comes in for a haircut and he also goes to pay the
barber, and the barber replies, "I am sorry I cannot accept money from you.
I am doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the
shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a
thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
Later that day John Kerry comes for a haircut and when he asks the barber
what he owes, the barber replies, "I am sorry I cannot accept money from
you. I am doing community service this week."
John Kerry is very happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes
to open his shop, there are a dozen Democrats waiting for a free haircut.
I haven't heard that one...