Taz
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This guy goes to his priest for confession.
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night while my girlfriends parents were out of town, I made mad, passionate love to her twice. Then, as I left her room to go home, her older sister came out into the hallway in a very skimpy negligee and I went to her room and had wild, rip-the-covers-off-the-bed sex with her twice. After this, when I stepped into the hallway to leave, my girlfriend's younger sister was standing there nude and I went to her room and we screwed like wild animals twice."
The priest was quiet for a moment, then said, "Take six lemons and squeeze all the juice from them into a glass. Then take the glass and drink every drop of the juice without stopping."
"Will this absolve me of my sins?" asked the young man.
The priest replied, "No, but it will wipe the damn smile off your face."
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night while my girlfriends parents were out of town, I made mad, passionate love to her twice. Then, as I left her room to go home, her older sister came out into the hallway in a very skimpy negligee and I went to her room and had wild, rip-the-covers-off-the-bed sex with her twice. After this, when I stepped into the hallway to leave, my girlfriend's younger sister was standing there nude and I went to her room and we screwed like wild animals twice."
The priest was quiet for a moment, then said, "Take six lemons and squeeze all the juice from them into a glass. Then take the glass and drink every drop of the juice without stopping."
"Will this absolve me of my sins?" asked the young man.
The priest replied, "No, but it will wipe the damn smile off your face."