The Horse And The Chicken
A horse and a chicken were walking in a pasture one late evening and all the sudden the horse falls into a big hole. The horse yells to the chicken to go and get help. The chicken runs back to the farm to look for farmer john but can not find him, so he grabs the farmers BMW drives up to the hole, ties a rope to the car and the horse and pulls him out.
A few days later the two are walking in the same pasture, but this time the chicken falls into the hole, he yells to the horse, 'go and find the farmer, if you cant find him get his BMW and come pull me out.
The horse says 'I have a better idea,' stretches all the way across the hole and says, grab on to my penis. So the chicken grabs on and immediately gets pulled out of the hole.
The moral of the story is if your hung like a horse you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
