Cooked squid inseminates woman’s mouth

Misfit

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Cooked squid inseminates woman's "tongue, cheek and gums"

Here's a story that could put you off calamari for a while. According to a scientific paper from the Journal of Parasitology, a 63-year-old Korean woman "experienced severe pain in her oral cavity immediately after eating a portion of parboiled squid along with its internal organs." She spat out the food in her mouth, but still had a "pricking and foreign-body sensation" in her oral cavity. When she went to the hospital, they removed a dozen "small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva."

Yes, the dead squid's spermatophores were still active, and they'd inseminated the woman's mouth.
 

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Pixelated
When I was stationed in Korea they warned us not to eat squid from street vendors. Some guy ignored it and had some. He didn't show up to work. When they went to his room they found him in his bed paralyzed. Apparently it had some kind of bacteria in it. He went through months of physical therapy to get back to normal.

That squid is some nasty stuff. I just think there are some things not meant to be ett.
 
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