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A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The barman says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
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Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.
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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true," said Daisy, "No bull!"
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Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
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I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a mussel.
The barman says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
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Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.
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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true," said Daisy, "No bull!"
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Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
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I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a mussel.
