Larry Gude
Strung Out
...rides into town, hitches his horse in front of the saloon, walks around back, lifts his horses tail and kisses him right on the ol' pucker. Heads inside.
Sheriff is sitting by the door and says "Howdy stranger. What the hell was that all about?"
Cowboy says 'it's an old Indian trick. You know how you get chapped lips out in the sun all day?"
Sheriff says "Yup, that keep 'em from getting chapped?"
Cowboy says "Nope. But it keeps you from lickin' em."
Sheriff is sitting by the door and says "Howdy stranger. What the hell was that all about?"
Cowboy says 'it's an old Indian trick. You know how you get chapped lips out in the sun all day?"
Sheriff says "Yup, that keep 'em from getting chapped?"
Cowboy says "Nope. But it keeps you from lickin' em."