Crabs.

afjess1989

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I texted my dad and asked if he wanted me to bring home some crabs. He goes "nope, I got your mother for that"
 

Bird Dog

Bird Dog
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I have a friend of mine who's son is a waterman. The son asked his Dad what he wanted for Father's Day and he said a bushel of crabs.

Son said that's not special, I want to get you something special.
Father said I haven't had crabs yet this year, they are special.

You kinda have to be from Southern Maryland to understand this, but I think it's funny.
 
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