Craigslist personal ads are endlessly amusing

[Sigrun]

Looking for Women to live with during Zombie Apocalypse - 23 (Waldorf)

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Date: 2009-02-18, 9:47PM EST

Hello, my name is Ted. I am a hardworking 23 year old man who realizes that an impending Zombie invasion could happen at any time, and I have no woman to share the rest of my life with. I am not a very shallow man, but I do have a few bonuses for the women who might respond:

- Should be very talented with use of swords, for we may run out of ammunition when the Zombies attack
- Have use of a 4 x 4, hummer, and/or modified schoolbus

Are you the woman of my dreams? Respond and together we will help repopulate Waldorf !!!

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[Sigrun]

Still searching for the one - w4w - 21

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Date: 2009-01-31, 9:21AM EST

and still, you can't mend what you tore apart; you cant fix the lie you told for doing the one thing that you ever promised me you wouldn't dosever me like you so hastely did. what a waste it all was and what a selfish way to end things.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1015014165

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[Sigrun]

Had Lunch Still Hungry - m4w - 45 (California MD)

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Date: 2009-02-18, 7:39PM EST

We sat at the same table for lunch, you sporting a new hair style, me sporting an erection.

Location: California MD
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1040613873

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[RoseRed]

Are these your ads?

 

[tyky]

Are these your ads?

I was thinking the same thing

 

[RoseRed]

I was thinking the same thing

3 of 5 posts from a newbie. :shrug:

 

[Sigrun]

Are these your ads?

No, they aren't. I was searching the furniture ads, couldn't find what I needed and thought I'd take a gander at the personal ads to kill some time before I have to get ready for work.