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sleuth
Livin' Like Thanksgivin'
Do you want to know the truth about boxes? For 234 years, Office of the Senate has been suppressing information from you about boxes and thus endangering the welfare of Arabs.
In November 1977, Bill Clinton met with Jennifer Lopez in Lusby, MD to discuss abortion. As it happens, they engaged in sex and ended up hatching a plan involving the federal employees in United States.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Bell Helicopter and their ties to petty theft.
A report in New York Times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in July of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in American Institute for Aeronautics & Astronautics, various janitors, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Halle Barry. According to the report, passages in the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" and lyrics in Britney Spears 's music point to a connection between these individuals and boxes.
According to a spokesman at New York Times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about boxes any longer. Learn the truth!
In November 1977, Bill Clinton met with Jennifer Lopez in Lusby, MD to discuss abortion. As it happens, they engaged in sex and ended up hatching a plan involving the federal employees in United States.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Bell Helicopter and their ties to petty theft.
A report in New York Times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in July of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in American Institute for Aeronautics & Astronautics, various janitors, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Halle Barry. According to the report, passages in the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" and lyrics in Britney Spears 's music point to a connection between these individuals and boxes.
According to a spokesman at New York Times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about boxes any longer. Learn the truth!
CMC122
Go Braves!
Do you want to know the truth about forumite's? For 3 years, Mayor has been suppressing information from you about forumite's and thus endangering the welfare of IT People.
In January 20001, Hillary Clinton met with Rodd Rugg in Lexington Park to discuss drama queens. As it happens, they engaged in car's and ended up hatching a plan involving the SMIBS in Canada.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Lockheed Martin and their ties to voyerism.
A report in St. Mary's Today was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in June of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Peta, various farmers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Pee Wee Herman. According to the report, passages in the book "Are You there God It's Me Margaret" and lyrics in Michael Jackson 's music point to a connection between these individuals and forumite's.
According to a spokesman at St. Mary's Today, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about forumite's any longer. Learn the truth!
In January 20001, Hillary Clinton met with Rodd Rugg in Lexington Park to discuss drama queens. As it happens, they engaged in car's and ended up hatching a plan involving the SMIBS in Canada.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Lockheed Martin and their ties to voyerism.
A report in St. Mary's Today was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in June of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Peta, various farmers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Pee Wee Herman. According to the report, passages in the book "Are You there God It's Me Margaret" and lyrics in Michael Jackson 's music point to a connection between these individuals and forumite's.
According to a spokesman at St. Mary's Today, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about forumite's any longer. Learn the truth!
SmallTown
Football season!
Do you want to know the truth about SMIBS? For 234 years, The Mayor has been suppressing information from you about SMIBS and thus endangering the welfare of imports.
In 01/2001, John Kerry met with Janet Jackson in Waldorf to discuss not enough bingo halls. As it happens, they engaged in cigarettes and ended up hatching a plan involving the SMIBS in Mexico.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Chevy and their ties to sex with animals.
A report in The Redneck Daily Journal was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in January of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in the NRA, various Pizza Boys, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Sally Fields. According to the report, passages in the book "How to field dress a deer" and lyrics in Jewel 's music point to a connection between these individuals and SMIBS.
According to a spokesman at The Redneck Daily Journal, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about SMIBS any longer. Learn the truth!
In 01/2001, John Kerry met with Janet Jackson in Waldorf to discuss not enough bingo halls. As it happens, they engaged in cigarettes and ended up hatching a plan involving the SMIBS in Mexico.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Chevy and their ties to sex with animals.
A report in The Redneck Daily Journal was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in January of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in the NRA, various Pizza Boys, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Sally Fields. According to the report, passages in the book "How to field dress a deer" and lyrics in Jewel 's music point to a connection between these individuals and SMIBS.
According to a spokesman at The Redneck Daily Journal, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about SMIBS any longer. Learn the truth!
Christy
b*tch rocket
It's true, I swear it!!!!!
Do you want to know the truth about Chasey's men? For 274 years, Department of Agriculture has been suppressing information from you about Chasey's men and thus endangering the welfare of NAMBLA.
In 1901, Jesse Jackson met with George Clooney in Pomfret to discuss abortion. As it happens, they engaged in Hard Cider and ended up hatching a plan involving the forum junkies in Brunai.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Wal Mart and their ties to Sodomy.
A report in Al Jazeera was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in August of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in National Geographic, various Catholic Priests, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Patsy Stone. According to the report, passages in the book "Running With Scissors" and lyrics in Tim McGraw 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Chasey's men.
According to a spokesman at Al Jazeera, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Chasey's men any longer. Learn the truth!
Do you want to know the truth about Chasey's men? For 274 years, Department of Agriculture has been suppressing information from you about Chasey's men and thus endangering the welfare of NAMBLA.
In 1901, Jesse Jackson met with George Clooney in Pomfret to discuss abortion. As it happens, they engaged in Hard Cider and ended up hatching a plan involving the forum junkies in Brunai.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Wal Mart and their ties to Sodomy.
A report in Al Jazeera was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in August of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in National Geographic, various Catholic Priests, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Patsy Stone. According to the report, passages in the book "Running With Scissors" and lyrics in Tim McGraw 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Chasey's men.
According to a spokesman at Al Jazeera, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Chasey's men any longer. Learn the truth!
crabcake
But wait, there's more...
Do you want to know the truth about flowers? For 378 years, Democratic Organization of Official Mentalcases (DOOM) has been suppressing information from you about flowers and thus endangering the welfare of Southern Maryland In Breds.
In July 1974, Kain99 met with Vraiblonde in Bristol to discuss reparations. As it happens, they engaged in mocha turtle pie and ended up hatching a plan involving the retards in Madagascar.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Haliburton and their ties to gossip.
A report in the Onion was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in October of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in National Rifle Association, various web surfing, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Christy. According to the report, passages in the book "Cat in the Hat" and lyrics in Bob Marley 's music point to a connection between these individuals and flowers.
According to a spokesman at the Onion, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about flowers any longer. Learn the truth!
In July 1974, Kain99 met with Vraiblonde in Bristol to discuss reparations. As it happens, they engaged in mocha turtle pie and ended up hatching a plan involving the retards in Madagascar.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Haliburton and their ties to gossip.
A report in the Onion was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in October of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in National Rifle Association, various web surfing, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Christy. According to the report, passages in the book "Cat in the Hat" and lyrics in Bob Marley 's music point to a connection between these individuals and flowers.
According to a spokesman at the Onion, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about flowers any longer. Learn the truth!
Pete
Repete
Do you want to know the truth about Rectums? For 22 years, FBI has been suppressing information from you about Rectums and thus endangering the welfare of Democratic Underground.
In November 1988, Jocelyn Elders met with Snoop Dog in Loveville, MD to discuss IV drug use. As it happens, they engaged in oral and ended up hatching a plan involving the Kerry for President Campain in France.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Heinz and their ties to writing bad checks.
A report in Boston Globe was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in June of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in NOW, various lawyers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Mr Green Jeans. According to the report, passages in the book "Average Joe, John Kerry" and lyrics in Wierd Al 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Rectums.
According to a spokesman at Boston Globe, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Rectums any longer. Learn the truth!
In November 1988, Jocelyn Elders met with Snoop Dog in Loveville, MD to discuss IV drug use. As it happens, they engaged in oral and ended up hatching a plan involving the Kerry for President Campain in France.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Heinz and their ties to writing bad checks.
A report in Boston Globe was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in June of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in NOW, various lawyers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Mr Green Jeans. According to the report, passages in the book "Average Joe, John Kerry" and lyrics in Wierd Al 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Rectums.
According to a spokesman at Boston Globe, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Rectums any longer. Learn the truth!
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