Crickets!!

gemma_rae

gemma_rae

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Sneakers said:
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Oh Sneaks!

I am posting this with tears in my eyes because I just realized I am responsible for using chemical warfare against insects resulting in the genocide of over 4,300,000,000,000 Black ants.

I'm a killer and a racist!!! :bawl::bawl::bawl:

I'm going to have to call and confess my crimes.:frown:


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Kyle

Kyle

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gemma_rae said:
Oh Sneaks!

I am posting this with tears in my eyes because I just realized I am responsible for using chemical warfare against insects resulting in the genocide of over 4,300,000,000,000 Black ants.

I'm a killer and a racist!!! :bawl::bawl::bawl:

I'm going to have to call and confess my crimes.:frown:


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You got a bump those numbers up… Those are rookie numbers.
 
gemma_rae

gemma_rae

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I'd like 50,000 gallons of kerosene please. Yes, my name is Kyle. Thanks!

I have a special phone that I dial before I lift the receiver.
 
GopherM

GopherM

Darwin was right
When we lived in Lexington Park we used to get those really ugly cave crickets in the house. I got up to go to the bathroom one night and one of them jumped straight up into the bottom of my foot in the dark as I was walking. I hated those damn things.
 
PrchJrkr

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GopherM said:
When we lived in Lexington Park we used to get those really ugly cave crickets in the house. I got up to go to the bathroom one night and one of them jumped straight up into the bottom of my foot in the dark as I was walking. I hated those damn things.
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The bigger they are, the harder the shell. I beat the hell out of one with a shoe and he still hopped away. They jump about 6 feet.
 
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