Crud! No we've killed the universe!

[desertrat]

For those of you that worry about global warming, get ready for universal non existance!

New Scientist reports a worrying new variant as the cosmologists claim that astronomers may have accidentally nudged the universe closer to its death by observing dark energy, a mysterious anti gravity force which is thought to be speeding up the expansion of the cosmos.

Mankind 'shortening the universe's life' - Telegraph

 

[MMDad]

For those of you that worry about global warming, get ready for universal non existance!

Mankind 'shortening the universe's life' - Telegraph

That made my brain hurt. Thanks a lot.

 

[Sharon]

In a nutshell, the theory suggests that we change things simply by looking at them and theorists have puzzled over the implications for years.

Look at that!





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Kooks! I wonder how much grant money they're after.

 

[Mikeinsmd]

I think he meant:
"a pair of American cosmetologists investigating the consequences for the cosmos"

 

[desertrat]

Look at that!


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Kooks! I wonder how much grant money they're after.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[godsbutterfly]

And to think I have been living quite peacefully unaware of this....and liking it that way!

 

[MMDad]

Did observing that article shorten the lives of the that came up with that theory?

 

[PsyOps]

Man screws up EVERYTHING!!!!!

 

[river rat]

They lost me at Schrodinger's cat

 

[PsyOps]

They lost me at Schrodinger's cat

Okay, do this. Go outside right now and look up at the sky. Do you see a live cat, a dead cat or both? Personally I saw a possum. I couldn't tell if it was alive or not or just playing possum.

 

[PsyOps]

Wait a minute... Did Bush approve funding for this project?

THIS IS ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!

 

[blazinlow89]

Wait a minute... Did Bush approve funding for this project?

THIS IS ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!

Not yet, just give it a little while once bush can get the rest of the nation to believe it somehow involves terrorism. Then these guys will never have to work again.

 

[Toxick]

Wait a minute... Did Bush approve funding for this project?

THIS IS ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!

George W. Bush has officially
DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE!

 

[ItalianScallion]

If Al Gore can do it, why not? Now everyone wants to jump on the wagon. Especially with all of the gullible people in the world, the market is ripe for the picking. This, AGAIN, shows contempt for and a lack of faith in our Creator, but, with a world pushing Him away more & more, deception will increase. I can change a womans mind just by looking at her, do I qualify for some type of grant?

 

[rack'm]

Man screws up EVERYTHING!!!!!

Except Bob Vila, I've personally witnessed him screw down a few things

 

[FromTexas]

Except Bob Vila, I've personally witnessed him screw down a few things

So did John Holmes... but he screwed down one too many.

 

[rack'm]

So did John Holmes... but he screwed down one too many.

"break on through, to the other side"

 

[Kyle]

I wonder if Schrodinger had a Korean neighbor.

 

[hvp05]

I read this article two weeks ago...

... in The Onion.