Cuddle Mattress

[Misfit]

Weekly Innovation: A Mattress That Makes It Easier To Cuddle : All Tech Considered : NPR

Essentially the Cuddle Mattress divides the upper and lower portions of the bed into a series of slats. Side sleepers can wedge their arm — or stomach sleepers can wedge their feet — in between these slats. Each slat has a firm and a soft side, which you can flip depending on your sleeping preference. The slats come in three different materials: latex, polyurethane or polyurethane memory foam. The mattress also comes with its own stretchable, fitted sheets.

 

[slotpuppy]

Wake up in the middle of the night with my arm stuck in there? No thank you.

 

[Misfit]

Wake up in the middle of the night with my arm stuck in there? No thank you.

Imagine all the potato chips that would be stuck in there after a few years.

 

[JeJeTe]

Does it prevent snoring?

 

[Misfit]

Does it prevent snoring?

I already apologized for that.

 

[slotpuppy]

Imagine all the potato chips that would be stuck in there after a few years.

California potato chips.

 

[withrespect]

California potato chips.

 

[slotpuppy]

Urban Dictionary: california potato chip

When you shoot a girl in the back with a load and it dries overnight. In the morning you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast potato chip style.