Tonio
Asperger's Poster Child
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There's an army of bright-eyed and bushy-tailed operatives very likely conducting surveillance of your house at this very moment, plotting a home invasion. Boldly going wherever the heck they want, they are on the move, fanning out into our neighborhoods, insinuating themselves into our very homes.
We call them "squirrels," and if the word has become a synonym for "potentially dangerous loonies," that should tell you something right there, shouldn't it?