Dougstermd
ORGASM DONOR
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to
buy some
cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The
lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes
got big and
he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your
husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw
both of us in
jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT
have any
cyanide!' The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the
picture and
replied, 'Well now, that's different . You didn't tell me you had a
prescription!'
the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to
buy some
cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The
lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes
got big and
he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your
husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw
both of us in
jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT
have any
cyanide!' The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the
picture and
replied, 'Well now, that's different . You didn't tell me you had a
prescription!'