Damn Fine Exlanation

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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How

dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children!

I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I

can tell you what happened.'

'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to

me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive

home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and

out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas

I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid

you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she

was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I

threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you

have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too

tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,

which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you

don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at

the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair

the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful

for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned

to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Do you have anything else that

your wife doesn't

use"?
 
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