Dating and Marriage.

[JPC sr]

It looks like I am going to need a woman to go with me to the US Capital when I become the next Congressman from 5th District.

So I guess I am looking for a bride and I am 51 years old.

But the political subjects do not matter as the woman does not need to agree with me.

Of course it will be exciting and a fun adventure whenever I am around.

And we have to dress up for those Washington politician parties.

 

[Kain99]

Hmmm Big Money is going to be involved isn't it?

 

[sunflower]

:snort:

 

[missperky]

He fell and bumped his head..

 

[RoseRed]

GOOD LAWD!

 

[sockgirl77]

You're welcome.

 

[Nickel]

I wonder if this has anything to do with that Fight Club thread.

 

[Dye Tied]

I'll take sapphires and diamonds, a silk gown and a seperate limo plus $25000 in small bills. TIA

 

[Pete]

I'll take sapphires and diamonds, a silk gown and a seperate limo plus $25000 in small bills. TIA

All your needs are met.

 

[K_Jo]

I wonder if this has anything to do with that Fight Club thread.

 

[Dye Tied]

All your needs are met.

No, but I ain't boinking with JPC.

 

[Pete]

No, but I ain't boinking with JPC.

He is virtually a Congressman, use the tools God give ya and move up the ladder of society. Just pinch your nose during.

 

[Dye Tied]

He is virtually a Congressman, use the tools God give ya and move up the ladder of society. Just pinch your nose during.

As long as he doesn't pinch anything of mine, we'll be fine

 

[RoseRed]

All your needs are met.

 

[Sharon]

It looks like I am going to need a woman to go with me to the US Capital when I become the next Congressman from 5th District.

Delusions of grandeur.

 

[RoseRed]

As long as he doesn't pinch anything of mine, we'll be fine

:steelwool: please.

 

[Dye Tied]

:steelwool: please.

and I can't re karma-ize you

 

[Pete]

As long as he doesn't pinch anything of mine, we'll be fine

I bet he would even give you your own toothpick with the frilly thing on the end to pry out your Vienna Sausage when you share a can.

 

[Thanatos]

Delusions of grandeur.

Hey...its one step above Official Walmart Greeter

 

[Dye Tied]

I bet he would even give you your own toothpick with the frilly thing on the end to pry out your Vienna Sausage when you share a can.

Vienna Sausage and Cold Duck in a limo. I think I've died and gone to P.G. County!