Dye Tied
Garden Variety Gnome
You won't get any arguement out of me.
Can we argue about who's shorter?

You won't get any arguement out of me.
Can we argue about who's shorter?

Hopefully in physical height and not stature.![]()
size.Will you come rub sunscreen on my bottom?The tards are getting heat stroke on the playground.
Yes. Let's all list heights here.
Can we argue about who's shorter?
Elf.You won't get any arguement out of me.![]()

It's too skinny for meWill you come rub sunscreen on my bottom?

First, let us give a shout out to the man...the REASON this thread was started.Yes. Let's all list heights here.
5'2".


Yes. Let's all list heights here.
5'2".
You win again.5', standing up straightYou win again.
Ok, my head. We all know it's nice and fat.It's too skinny for me![]()

5', standing up straight
Wow - you are short. 
Come on Dave - Join us!!Nope. I think Dye is shorter than me.
Hi Dave!

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle [one hand on hip], here is my spout [other arm out straight]
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!
Here ya go socki!
That was actually perfect for me. 
Are you coming out this evening with me andI have height esteem issues
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Can't. My left side still has sunburn issuesAre you coming out this evening with me and![]()
You saw (in email) what it did to my brain 
Here 'ya go JJ!I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle [one hand on hip], here is my spout [other arm out straight]
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!
Here ya go socki!
