Larry Gude
Strung Out
Certainly, any Vice President shooting someone while hunting is going to be news and, seeings how the injuries are not serious, it should be expected that the jokes would be coming fast and furious.
That's all fine. The first thing I did with it was make some fun.
The absurd part is in the fact that, once again, the 'media' are taking a molehill and trying to hurt President Bush with a mountain made of whole cloth, once again overplaying their hand, as it were.
There is this cacaphony of faux outrage that the administration had the gall, the nerve, the arrogance...to not have an immediate Presidential press conference to make sure we all know of this horror.
The nation, the world, the galaxy were forced to sit in the dark about this critical issue, to blissfully and ignorantly go on with life as usual without the knowledge that the world had suddenly and forever changed for...14 hours.
I kid you not, that is THE story, repeated umpteen times.
Just as some real anger towards the administration was taking shape, just as the world was finally recognizing the true evil of these people, a dumb ass reporter turns on the cold water;
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/02/13/AR2006021301303_pf.html
So, out goes the angle of sinister secrecy; can't very well be much of a secret if a newspaper has been told. Suddenly, this issue of grave national concern becomes one of...vanity and arrogance...on the part of...the elite media journalists.
So now we know, beyond the shadow of a doubt, the anser to THE question;
If a tree falls in the woods, it did NOT fall until the Whitehouse media circus says it did.
That's all fine. The first thing I did with it was make some fun.
The absurd part is in the fact that, once again, the 'media' are taking a molehill and trying to hurt President Bush with a mountain made of whole cloth, once again overplaying their hand, as it were.
There is this cacaphony of faux outrage that the administration had the gall, the nerve, the arrogance...to not have an immediate Presidential press conference to make sure we all know of this horror.
The nation, the world, the galaxy were forced to sit in the dark about this critical issue, to blissfully and ignorantly go on with life as usual without the knowledge that the world had suddenly and forever changed for...14 hours.
I kid you not, that is THE story, repeated umpteen times.
Just as some real anger towards the administration was taking shape, just as the world was finally recognizing the true evil of these people, a dumb ass reporter turns on the cold water;
"Let's just be clear here," Gregory said. "The vice president of the United States accidentally shoots a man, and he feels that it's appropriate for a ranch owner who witnessed this to tell the local Corpus Christi newspaper and not the White House press corps at large or notify the public in a national way?"
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/02/13/AR2006021301303_pf.html
So, out goes the angle of sinister secrecy; can't very well be much of a secret if a newspaper has been told. Suddenly, this issue of grave national concern becomes one of...vanity and arrogance...on the part of...the elite media journalists.
So now we know, beyond the shadow of a doubt, the anser to THE question;
If a tree falls in the woods, it did NOT fall until the Whitehouse media circus says it did.