Dayvorce

[SingerLady]

A farmer walks into his lawyers office and says "Yes I'd like to get one of them Dayvorces"
Lawyer: "Do you have any grounds"
Farmer: "Yeah I got grounds, I got bout 20 acres"
Lawyer: " No you don't understand, do you have a case"?
Farmer: " Nah I ain't gotta Case, I got a John Deer"
Lawyer: " No you still don't understand, do you have a grudge"?
Farmer: "Yea I got a garudge, thats where I park my John Deer"

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[4d2008]

A farmer walks into his lawyers office and says "Yes I'd like to get one of them Dayvorces"
Lawyer: "Do you have any grounds"
Farmer: "Yeah I got grounds, I got bout 20 acres"
Lawyer: " No you don't understand, do you have a case"?
Farmer: " Nah I ain't gotta Case, I got a John Deer"
Lawyer: " No you still don't understand, do you have a grudge"?
Farmer: "Yea I got a garudge, thats where I park my John Deer"

To get the rest of this joke PM me, It's innapropriate to post!!

you cant start me off on a joke and just quit

A Nun walks into a bar. Sits down next to Mojo. Asks "Have you found Jesus"? He replies...


Oh never mind its not appropriate to post...

 

[Dupontster]

you cant start me off on a joke and just quit

A Nun walks into a bar. Sits down next to Mojo. Asks "Have you found Jesus"? He replies...I didn't even know he was missin..


Oh never mind its not appropriate to post...

Did I win?

 

[Dymphna]

Aw heck, I learned that joke when I was about 10 years old. When I started to read it here, I recognized it and had to think about why it was inappropriate....then I remembered the punch line....

In this PC world, my 10-year old would never in a million years understand that joke. Guess that's a good thing.