"Parasite ate my brain! Parasite ate my brain!
"
"Well, I'd answer that question but....parasite ate my brain. Sorry.
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"So did I ever tell you about the time a parasite ate my brain?"
Which is pretty funny because I figure any parasite trying to eat a Democrat brain would starve to death. Worm all like, " *munch munch munch* Ack, WTF is this?? Tastes like communism! *ptooey* " Mommy worm going, "Junior! What did I tell you about eating Democrat brains? You'll go blind!"
Worm feeding on Democrat brain all, "Duuuude...."