Dear Abby (repeat?)

[virgovictoria]

Dear Abby,

My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought
me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I'm in a good mood it turns green.



When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f#cking red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,

B!tchy in Baltimore

 

[Kizzy]

I read that earlier today.

 

[virgovictoria]

I read that earlier today.

On here? Oops!

 

[sweetpea]

I crack up everytime I read it...

 

[virgovictoria]

I crack up everytime I read it...

Me too!

 

[sweetpea]

Me too!

It's definately one of my faves...it's the big f*ckin red mark that gets me every time...

 

[virgovictoria]

It's definately one of my faves...it's the big f*ckin red mark that gets me every time...

Same here! I tried to hit you with some good juju - but I am on lockdown.. I will remember you later for keeping the laughter going!