Dear Abby's cousin gets the weirdos, too

[Tonio]

http://slate.msn.com/id/2097738/

Dear Prudence, I have been married for eight years and have often been shocked when my husband says private things publicly. He thinks it's no big deal, though he did stop for a while. He e-mails his mother from work about our sex life—and he tells her everything—and she responds back...

Dear Prudence, I recently reunited with my first love over the Internet. He lost his wife to cancer a little over a year ago... Here's the problem. He was very much in love with his wife and believes he is "cheating" on her with me...

 

[vraiblonde]

Dear Prudence, I have been married for eight years and have often been shocked when my husband says private things publicly. He thinks it's no big deal, though he did stop for a while. He e-mails his mother from work about our sex life—and he tells her everything—and she responds back...

Dear DIL, That sh*t's just weird. Run for your life.

Dear Prudence, I recently reunited with my first love over the Internet. He lost his wife to cancer a little over a year ago... Here's the problem. He was very much in love with his wife and believes he is "cheating" on her with me...

Dear Second-Stringer, This is why you shouldn't get involved with someone who has recently been widowed. Run for your life.

 

[Tonio]

http://slate.msn.com/id/2096902/

During our last visit, Jane and John's 2-year-old son walked up to John, took the beer bottle from his hand, and took three big gulps of beer—probably one-fourth of the 12-ounce bottle. The boy then burped and patted his belly. Jane rolled her eyes at me and made a little joke. John looked on proudly. It was clear to me that this wasn't a one-time trick but definitely seemed that the child had had beer before, with his father's permission. (Tonio: Wait, it gets worse...) Also, Jane's 4-year-old is a very shy girl, unlike her gregarious mother. Jane often forces her daughter to perform in front of people and teases her when she starts to cry or gets embarrassed.

 

[tlatchaw]

Sounds like they're raising the next crop of celebrities and politicians!