Larry Gude
Strung Out
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Kevin’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.
Kevin's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Kevin sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since early this morning. Yesterday after supper, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me, all happy I'd stayed home
and she put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. A real nice black number. Garters and everything! She took my hand and pulled me to the bedroom. The room had the lights down low, a bunch of candles lit and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did!
And then she said, "Now, do whatever you want, big boy!!!"
"So, here I am."
Kevin's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Kevin sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since early this morning. Yesterday after supper, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me, all happy I'd stayed home
and she put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. A real nice black number. Garters and everything! She took my hand and pulled me to the bedroom. The room had the lights down low, a bunch of candles lit and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did!
And then she said, "Now, do whatever you want, big boy!!!"
"So, here I am."
