Dear Diary

[teverheart2002]

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DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my
pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.


DEAR DIARY .. DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and
dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the
Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.


DEAR DIARY .. DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffleboarding and hit
some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his
table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very
attractive and attentive gentleman.


DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited
me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal
complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I
declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.


DEAR DIARY .... DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to
the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and
bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman He again
asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if
I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.


DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today...


Twice.

 

[BlackSheep]

Dear Diary-

HER DIARY
Tonight I thought he was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing.

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled & kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior.

I don't know why he didn't say I love you too.

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there and watched TV.

He seemed distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed.

About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted & his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep - I cried.

I don't know what to do.

I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY
I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

 

[virgovictoria]

x 2

 

[vraiblonde]

HIS DIARY
I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

ARRRRGH!!

And none of that would have happened if he'd simply said, "I shot the worst round of golf in my life today!!!

 

[saddlemount]

ARRRRGH!!

And none of that would have happened if he'd simply said, "I shot the worst round of golf in my life today!!!

Well.. maybe he wanted to avoid yet another conversation that leaves us guys wanting to pound our heads against the wall, like:

Him: "I shot the worst round of golf in my life today."
Her: "If it upsets you so much, why do you keep on playing it?"
Him: "But I enjoy it. It's a fun hobby that gets me outside and gives me exercise."
Her: "You don't seem so happy with it now. Besides, what good is getting all that exercise if you're just going to drink beer afterwards?"
Him: "Hey! What's wrong with drinking beer? It helps me relax and have fun with the boys. Would you rather I drink beer and NOT exercise?"
Her: "I just think you drink too much, especially when you get around your obnoxious buddies. Besides, look at how much money you spend, not to mention the time it all takes."
Him: "So now I drink too much, spend too much, and waste too much time? And what about you - are you perfect? As long as we're pointing out faults, how much time do you spend yacking on the phone with your friends and watching dumb TV shows, and how much money do you spend shopping? Besides, last time I heard, chocolate has a few calories too."
Her: "Now wait a minute. I like talking with my friends! It's a lot better than getting drunk and telling dirty jokes. Besides, maybe if you spent more time with me I wouldn't need to turn to my friends or watch TV so much. That's the problem with you; whenever you don't like something you say it's dumb. And what are you trying to say, that I'm getting fat?
(and the beat goes on.. and on.. and on)
Morale of the story: the less you say, the better off you are.

 

[Bustem' Down]

Well.. maybe he wanted to avoid yet another conversation that leaves us guys wanting to pound our heads against the wall, like:

Him: "I shot the worst round of golf in my life today."
Her: "If it upsets you so much, why do you keep on playing it?"
Him: "But I enjoy it. It's a fun hobby that gets me outside and gives me exercise."
Her: "You don't seem so happy with it now. Besides, what good is getting all that exercise if you're just going to drink beer afterwards?"
Him: "Hey! What's wrong with drinking beer? It helps me relax and have fun with the boys. Would you rather I drink beer and NOT exercise?"
Her: "I just think you drink too much, especially when you get around your obnoxious buddies. Besides, look at how much money you spend, not to mention the time it all takes."
Him: "So now I drink too much, spend too much, and waste too much time? And what about you - are you perfect? As long as we're pointing out faults, how much time do you spend yacking on the phone with your friends and watching dumb TV shows, and how much money do you spend shopping? Besides, last time I heard, chocolate has a few calories too."
Her: "Now wait a minute. I like talking with my friends! It's a lot better than getting drunk and telling dirty jokes. Besides, maybe if you spent more time with me I wouldn't need to turn to my friends or watch TV so much. That's the problem with you; whenever you don't like something you say it's dumb. And what are you trying to say, that I'm getting fat?
(and the beat goes on.. and on.. and on)
Morale of the story: the less you say, the better off you are.

Yeah, at least the other guy got laid.

 

[vraiblonde]