Mikeinsmd
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Dear Husband:
>
> I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
> I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to
> show for it.
>
> These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that
> you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week,
> you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails
> done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negl igee.
> You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after
> watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't
> touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me
> anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
>
> P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are
> moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
>
> Your EX-Wife
> *****************************************************
> Dear Ex-Wife
>
> Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
> that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good
> woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to
> try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I
> did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the f irst
> thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother
> raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. When
> you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
> BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
>
> I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the
> price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my
> brother had just borrowed fifty dollars fro m me that morning and your
> negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt
> that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the
> lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets
> to Jamaica.
> But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I
> guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer
> said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me .. So
> take care.
>
> P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was
> born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
>
>
> Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
>
> I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
> I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to
> show for it.
>
> These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that
> you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week,
> you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails
> done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negl igee.
> You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after
> watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't
> touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me
> anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
>
> P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are
> moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
>
> Your EX-Wife
> *****************************************************
> Dear Ex-Wife
>
> Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
> that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good
> woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to
> try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I
> did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the f irst
> thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother
> raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. When
> you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
> BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
>
> I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the
> price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my
> brother had just borrowed fifty dollars fro m me that morning and your
> negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt
> that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the
> lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets
> to Jamaica.
> But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I
> guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer
> said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me .. So
> take care.
>
> P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was
> born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
>
>
> Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
