Dear Jazz

[Pete]

I just proof read Boy's book report. It is going to be a long night.

 

[jazz lady]

I sympathize with your pain. I'd offer to help, but I really don't want to FEEL your pain.

 

[Pete]

I sympathize with your pain. I'd offer to help, but I really don't want to FEEL your pain.

It was terrible. After the third total rewrite he got the idea. Holding sitting out football until it was done and done right, over his head is an excellent motivator because he knows I would do it.

 

[jazz lady]

It was terrible. After the third total rewrite he got the idea. Holding sitting out football until it was done and done right, over his head is an excellent motivator because he knows I would do it.

As much as he loves football, that is the perfect motivator. So do I dare ask what the book report was on?