Dear KJo

[vraiblonde]

I think the answer is obvious, when you see the chicken's expression of dissatisfaction and unfulfillment.

I saw this t-shirt one time that had a chicken and an egg in bed together, with the egg, smiling, kicked back smoking a cigarette and the chicken with this grouchy look on its face, saying, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"

 

[vraiblonde]

Dear KJo,


I have a friend in her late 40's, married, grown children, who is considering adopting a toddler. Say something to her.

Fondly,
2 down, 2 to go

 

[FromTexas]

Dear KJo,


I have a friend in her late 60's, married, grown children, who is considering adopting a toddler. Say something to her.

Fondly,
2 down, 2 to go

 

[cattitude]

Dear KJo,


I have a friend in her late 40's, married, grown children, who is considering adopting a toddler. Say something to her.

Fondly,
2 down, 2 to go

way late 40's......

 

[virgovictoria]

Dear Confused:

I never asked you for no damn computer. Never asked you for no effing washer and dryer, I just bought 'em, the new puppy is yours (just ask her). Only thing I truly want is TommieLyn. I love her.

Love, Misunderstood

TommieLyn


:ididnotsayaword:

 

[K_Jo]

(he was skeered to ask himself)

Dear Hiding Behind FT,

You can stop asking these "If you ... is that gay?" questions. Everything you do is gay.

Sincerely,

Loves You Anyway

 

[kwillia]

Dear Hiding Behind FT,

You can stop asking these "If you ... is that gay?" questions. Everything you do is gay.

Sincerely,

Loves You Anyway

:zinger:

 

[K_Jo]

Dear KJo,


I have a friend in her late 40's, married, grown children, who is considering adopting a toddler. Say something to her.

Fondly,
2 down, 2 to go

Dear Friend Who Doesn't Need More Kids,

You're nuts. No one gets rid of a perfectly good toddler. This one is probably a menace to society and will grow up to be fine serial killer. Forget the kid; go book a cruise.

Yours Truly,

The Thought of a Toddler Makes Me Need a Nap

 

[K_Jo]

:zinger:

Was I too hard on the otter?

 

[K_Jo]

TommieLyn


:ididnotsayaword:

So you're *notspeaking*?

 

[Tonio]

Dear K_Jo,

Where can a Dark Lord of the Sith get some Albuterol?

Signed,
Darth Vader a.k.a. Anakin Skywalker

 

[K_Jo]

Dear K_Jo,

Where can a Dark Lord of the Sith get some Albuterol?

Signed,
Darth Vader a.k.a. Anakin Skywalker

Dear ,

My medicine cabinet.

Signed,

Puffing Some Right Now

 

[kwillia]

Dear K_Jo,

Is it rude for me to sign outloud while I listen to tunes on my Walkman as I sit here at work?

Signed,

I Sound Good To Me

 

[dems4me]

Dear K_Jo,

Is it rude for me to sign outloud while I listen to tunes on my Walkman as I sit here at work?

Signed,

I Sound Good To Me

Dear Kwillia,


Only the deaf will hear you :shrug:

 

[K_Jo]

Only the deaf will hear you :shrug:

 

[Chasey_Lane]

Only the deaf will hear you :shrug:

The deaf will hear what?

 

[kwillia]

Dear Kwillia,


Only the deaf will hear you :shrug:

:don'tquityourdayjob:

 

[dems4me]

The deaf will hear what?

Nevermind... - K said sign... not sing out loud

 

[K_Jo]

Dear K_Jo,

Is it rude for me to sign outloud while I listen to tunes on my Walkman as I sit here at work?

Signed,

I Sound Good To Me

Dear ESL,

I think it is important to do whatever is necessary to annoy your coworkers. Rude schmude. Let's hear whatcha got!

Love,

Bad Speling Dno't Bohter Me None

 

[Pegster710]

Dear Mother Clucker,

I assume the egg, since it got laid.

Sincerely,

Kevin Featherline