Dear KJo

[K_Jo]

Dear K_Jo,

I um have a um friend, yeah that's it a friend, that stops at Wawa to get her diet coke every morning. There is a guy that keeps "eyeballing" her and she wants me to ask you if she should be freaked out about this or should she simply assume it was that piece of TP she had stuck to her shoe that caught his attention. She swears she had her blouse buttoned up so it wasn't a cleavage issue. Should she be concerned and stop her regular morning Wawa visits...


My Friend Awaits Your Answer That I Will Pass Along To Her

BTW, did you think the "eyeballer" was hot?

Just curious.

No reason.

 

[K_Jo]

Dear K_jo,

I followed your advice kinda sorta last night. When my husband came home I left to go to a Pampered Chef party and I left him high and dry with nothing made.
That will teach him to expect shiat.

I had dinner last night don't know if he did,
WH

Now you wait until he asks when you're cooking again and say, "Maybe tomorrow," but wait two - three days before you actually prepare a meal.

 

[kwillia]

BTW, did you think the "eyeballer" was hot?

Just curious.

No reason.

Dear K_Jo,

Please go to Otter, and give me notification once you have vacated your home...




kwillia

 

[K_Jo]

Dear K_Jo,

Please go to Otter, and give me notification once you have vacated your home...




kwillia

Anybody know where I can get some boxes? STAT!

 

[Stang Girl]

Dear Red Karma,
What did I do wrong?????

Heart broken,
No longer writing to K_Jo.

 

[K_Jo]

Dear Red Karma,
What did I do wrong?????

Heart broken,
No longer writing to K_Jo.

Dear Needs a Hug,

Please do not fret. After another 25 green karmas, you won't even notice it.

Love,

Don't Give Up; It Wasn't Me

 

[AC/DC]

Dear K_Jo,

Raspberry tea............tan kaki's.........

Sign,

Stained

 

[K_Jo]

Dear K_Jo,

Raspberry tea............tan kaki's.........

Sign,

Stained

Dear Matches Pete's Truck,

Pour the rest in your crotch and tell your boss The Flow came early and you need to go home.

Spend the day sunbathing. It's going to be beautiful!

Sincerely,

It's Worked For Me

 

[Stang Girl]

Dear Needs a Hug,

Please do not fret. After another 25 green karmas, you won't even notice it.

Love,

Don't Give Up; It Wasn't Me

Dear K_Jo

I will name my first born after you.

Love,
Not having one yet.

 

[AC/DC]

Dear Matches Pete's Truck,

Pour the rest in your crotch and tell your boss The Flow came early and you need to go home.

Spend the day sunbathing. It's going to be beautiful!

Sincerely,

It's Worked For Me

Dear knows not what she's talking to,


Aunt flow would be a relative, not a bodily function.

Sincerely,

to hell with the stain

 

[Blondee]

Dear Matches Pete's Truck,

Pour the rest in your crotch and tell your boss The Flow came early and you need to go home.

Spend the day sunbathing. It's going to be beautiful!

Sincerely,

It's Worked For Me

Dear ACDC

if that excuses works for you, please forward me 1/2 of whatever monies you recieve for being the worlds first man with that problem

sincerely,

ill be pizzed if that works for you

 

[K_Jo]

Dear K_Jo

I will name my first born after you.

Love,
Not having one yet.

Will it be "K_Jo" or would you like to know my real name?

 

[AC/DC]

Dear ACDC

if that excuses works for you, please forward me 1/2 of whatever monies you recieve for being the worlds first man with that problem

sincerely,

ill be pizzed if that works for you

Dear chickie who's as broke as I am,

Do you think mayo and tuna spillage will work better??

Signed,

Wishes I wasn't at work.

 

[AC/DC]

Will it be "K_Jo" or HO HO?

 

[Stang Girl]

Will it be "K_Jo" or would you like to know my real name?

Real name then AKA K_Jo Jr.

 

[K_Jo]

Dear knows not what she's talking to,


Aunt flow would be a relative, not a bodily function.

Sincerely,

to hell with the stain

Dear Jack Wipe,

Change the condition to "rectal hemorrhaging." It may be accurate in a few hours if I can find you.

Love,

Don't Sass Me Again or I'll Get Ka-willa's New Boyfriend to Beat You Up

 

[K_Jo]

Dear chickie who's as broke as I am,

Do you think mayo and tuna spillage will work better??

Signed,

Wishes I wasn't at work.

I must be hallucinating. Are you really asking SOMEONE ELSE for advice in MY thread?

 

[AC/DC]

Dear Jack Wipe,

Change the condition to "rectal hemorrhaging." It may be accurate in a few hours if I can find you.

Love,

Don't Sass Me Again or I'll Get Ka-willa's New Boyfriend to Beat You Up

Dear daydream believer,



Yours truly,

 

[AllyCat]

Dear K JO

Can you please tell my dear friend Stang Girl to e-mail me? I'm bored at work!


Thank you,

Allycat

 

[K_Jo]

Dear K JO

Can you please tell my dear friend Stang Girl to e-mail me? I'm bored at work!


Thank you,

Allycat

STANG!

Please see above.