Dear KJo

[Airgasm]

Help me K_Jo. I'm desperate. My youngest has almost chewed through the ropes again.

Time to re-tie the knots?

 

[MysticalMom]

Time to re-tie the knots?

The youngest has super human heathen demon teeth.

And if you shave her head...I'm betting you'd find a 666 there. I tell B all the time that I'm convinced he is not her father and Satan is.

:stillwaitingonK_Jo'sadvice:

 

[sockgirl77]

Dear K_Jo,
How do I become a trained monkey?
Love,
Sockgirl77

 

[K_Jo]

Dear K_Jo,

I miss all the good threads and have a problem keeping up with the drama in Forums. There is NEVER enough time in my day. I tried tying the hubby and kids up in the basement, but the neighbors might start to ask questions.

Help me K_Jo. I'm desperate. My youngest has almost chewed through the ropes again.

This is an easy one. It's not enough to tie them up. You must also gag them and hang them on the wall on sturdy hooks. Bo and Luke did this to Enos a few nights ago and it worked great. He was out of their hair for hours and he wasn't able to call for help.

Good luck!

 

[K_Jo]

Dear K_Jo,
How do I become a trained monkey?
Love,
Sockgirl77

Dear Shoeless,

You want to be the trainer, not the trainee. Once you've trained your monkey, you can make it wear dresses and get it to bring you cookies and stuff.

Sincerely,

No Longer Flinging Pooh

 

[MysticalMom]

This is an easy one. It's not enough to tie them up. You must also gag them and hang them on the wall on sturdy hooks. Bo and Luke did this to Enos a few nights ago and it worked great. He was out of their hair for hours and he wasn't able to call for help.

Good luck!

K_Jo. You are my hero.

Ann Landers has nothin' on you babe!

 

[K_Jo]

K_Jo. You are my hero.

Ann Landers has nothin' on you babe!

I know.

 

[sockgirl77]

Dear Shoeless,

You want to be the trainer, not the trainee. Once you've trained your monkey, you can make it wear dresses and get it to bring you cookies and stuff.

Sincerely,

No Longer Flinging Pooh

I think you still fling your pooh. I betcha others agree with me.

 

[Nickel]

Dear K_Jo,

With all the ladies having babies, I'm feeling left out. Do you think Dustin would let me get a kitten and dress her in frilly dresses and bonnets and shove her around in a baby carriage? I think I'll name her Eliza.

Yes I think I can dance,
Without Child

 

[otter]

Dearest K_Jo

I have a good friend(that loves ketchup, but thats beside the point) that sent me an old video of MainMan. Do you think it would be right for me to post it for all to see??

Thx....Otter

 

[Speedy70]

Dearest K_Jo

I have a good friend(that loves ketchup, but thats beside the point) that sent me an old video of MainMan. Do you think it would be right for me to post it for all to see??

Thx....Otter

Towards the end is the best part.

 

[kwillia]

Dearest K_Jo

I have a good friend(that loves ketchup, but thats beside the point) that sent me an old video of MainMan. Do you think it would be right for me to post it for all to see??

Thx....Otter

OMG! He's going to killl me... I mean you...

 

[otter]

OMG! He's going to killl me... I mean you...

Well, I could have posted his referral that you sent me from high school .

 

[kwillia]

Well, I could have posted his referral that you sent me from high school .

OMG...

 

[virgovictoria]

Dearest K_Jo

I have a good friend(that loves ketchup, but thats beside the point) that sent me an old video of MainMan. Do you think it would be right for me to post it for all to see??

Thx....Otter

Way too cute!!!

 

[Nanny Pam]

Well, I could have posted his referral that you sent me from high school .

 

[Nickel]

 

[BuddyLee]

Dear K_Whitey,

How can I get folks to stop making fun of my fascination with making fun of Ridge?

Furthermore, how can I get them to stop calling me 'duffylee'?

 

[K_Jo]

Dear K_Jo,

With all the ladies having babies, I'm feeling left out. Do you think Dustin would let me get a kitten and dress her in frilly dresses and bonnets and shove her around in a baby carriage? I think I'll name her Eliza.

Yes I think I can dance,
Without Child

Dear Eliza's Mom,

I think Dustin should let you do whatever you want because you're hot. Just make sure your new kitty has long hair so you can put barrettes in it.

Can't wait to see pictures,

Also Without Child, But Fine With That For Now

 

[K_Jo]

Dear K_Whitey,

How can I get folks to stop making fun of my fascination with making fun of Ridge?

Furthermore, how can I get them to stop calling me 'duffylee'?

Dear FluffyFlea,

Maybe you should just STFU.

Warmest regards,

Never Been to Ridge