Dear KJo

AC/DC

Lord, I apologize.
Dear 'Hos Don't Wear Hose,

Tell the guys to bring floss...... <img src="http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/aktion/action-smiley-049.gif">

Signed,

spit'n silk
 
Ehesef said:
Hey KJo, I've already gotten her snooty azz. I've got a call into her boss as we speak. Family friends are great. Don't mess with me.
Dear dumbazz,

My boss is gone and is getting me moving boxes. So I'm holding the fort down. Better luck next time biatch!! Don't worry pretty soon you and your boss will be getting cozy.

I'm messing with you,
WH
 

ALLIZONME

that mean azz blonde chic
AC/DC said:
Dear 'Hos Don't Wear Hose,

Tell the guys to bring floss...... <img src="http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/aktion/action-smiley-049.gif">

Signed,

spit'n silk

Dear angry you aren't the helpful coworker

I have my own floss

lovingly yours
hoseless ho
 

Ehesef

Yo Gabba Gabba
workin hard said:
Dear dumbazz,

My boss is gone and is getting me moving boxes. So I'm holding the fort down. Better luck next time biatch!! Don't worry pretty soon you and your boss will be getting cozy.

I'm messing with you,
WH
Dear biatch,

I'm tired of your attitude. i DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT ANYMORE. iF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE, i'LL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN. You are not my favorite person anymore and I hope your new house has to have 15 layers of wallpaper stripped off and you have to use Greased Lightening in every single nook and cranny.

Shake it like a polaroid picture,
Ehesef
 
Dear K_Jo,

It's a cold, dreary morning and I have the shivers. I want a cup of coffee, but I don't wanna pay $5 to belong to the "coffee club" just so I can get that cup. Would it really be so bad if I sneak just one cup. I mean it's really only dirty water, right...:shrug:

Signed,
I've got chills... they're multiplying, and I'm looooosing control
 
Ehesef said:
Dear biatch,

I'm tired of your attitude. i DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT ANYMORE. iF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE, i'LL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN. You are not my favorite person anymore and I hope your new house has to have 15 layers of wallpaper stripped off and you have to use Greased Lightening in every single nook and cranny.

Shake it like a polaroid picture,
Ehesef
Dear Please Stop Shaking Before You Hurt Yourself,

I still am your favorite person because I can make you laugh and every now and then go to lunch with you. dON'T THINK YOUR ALL FANCY TYPING IN YOUR CAPS. sTUPID bIATCH. It doesn't matter how much wall paper there is as my hubby is a painter and has experience gettin rid of nasty things. Too bad he can't get rid of you :ohwell:

bOUT tO bE a gIRL fIGHT,
WH
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
kwillia said:
Dear K_Jo,

It's a cold, dreary morning and I have the shivers. I want a cup of coffee, but I don't wanna pay $5 to belong to the "coffee club" just so I can get that cup. Would it really be so bad if I sneak just one cup. I mean it's really only dirty water, right...:shrug:

Signed,
I've got chills... they're multiplying, and I'm looooosing control
Dear What Kwillia Wants Kwillia Should Get,


Just make sure no one is looking.

Love,

It's Not Stealing If No One Sees You Do It
 

Ehesef

Yo Gabba Gabba
workin hard said:
Dear Please Stop Shaking Before You Hurt Yourself,

I still am your favorite person because I can make you laugh and every now and then go to lunch with you. dON'T THINK YOUR ALL FANCY TYPING IN YOUR CAPS. sTUPID bIATCH. It doesn't matter how much wall paper there is as my hubby is a painter and has experience gettin rid of nasty things. Too bad he can't get rid of you :ohwell:

bOUT tO bE a gIRL fIGHT,
WH
Dear WH,

Your husband must not be too good at getting rid of nasty things. He married you. He must have been high.

I'm Mister Lonely,
Ehesef
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
Ehesef said:
Dear WH,

Your husband must not be too good at getting rid of nasty things. He married you. He must have been high.

I'm Mister Lonely,
Ehesef
:holycrap:
 

nomoney

....
Dear Woman of the Ass Talent,

I have a family member who wants to steal a cup of coffee. Is it wrong to not intervene? Should I allow to steal this coffee and learn from her mistakes or should I stop her before hand to save her from the humiliation that will no doubt be hers should one of her coworkers find out?

Signed,
The smart sexy one in the family.
 
Ehesef said:
Dear WH,

Your husband must not be too good at getting rid of nasty things. He married you. He must have been high.

I'm Mister Lonely,
Ehesef
Dear Ehesef,

I'm not nasty and your jealous of my non nastiness whore. He was high. High off that good lovin.

This goes out to all my baby momma's,
WH
 
K_Jo said:
Dear What Kwillia Wants Kwillia Should Get,


Just make sure no one is looking.
Dear K_Jo,

Please clarify... are we still just talking about coffee...:whistle:

Sincerely,

I Like The Way You Think
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
nomoney said:
Dear Woman of the Ass Talent,

I have a family member who wants to steal a cup of coffee. Is it wrong to not intervene? Should I allow to steal this coffee and learn from her mistakes or should I stop her before hand to save her from the humiliation that will no doubt be hers should one of her coworkers find out?

Signed,
The smart sexy one in the family.
Dear Poor But Proud,

Snitches get stitches.

Signed,

Just Looking Out For You
 

ALLIZONME

that mean azz blonde chic
Dear WH & Ehesef,

What should I do, you two are about to make me pizz my pants :ohwell:
Should I a. Tell coworkers I spilled the coffee on me
b. say I bought the pants like that

Laughing my azz off

:lmao:
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
kwillia said:
Dear K_Jo,

Please clarify... are we still just talking about coffee...:whistle:

Sincerely,

I Like The Way You Think
Dear Dirtier Mind Than Mine,

Yes, I was talking about coffee.

However, everything is negotiable.

Sincerely,

OK, Your Mind is Probably Not Dirtier Than Mine
 

nomoney

....
dear thinks she can give advice lady,

now this same family member is contemplating masturbation in the work place - should I call the loony bin now; or wait until I get some good black mail pictures :confused:

Love,
can't think of anything to call myself
 
ALLIZONME said:
Dear WH & Ehesef,

What should I do, you two are about to make me pizz my pants :ohwell:
Should I a. Tell coworkers I spilled the coffee on me
b. say I bought the pants like that

Laughing my azz off

:lmao:
C. Buy Depends :yay:
 
nomoney said:
dear thinks she can give advice lady,

now this same family member is contemplating masturbation in the work place - should I call the loony bin now; or wait until I get some good black mail pictures :confused:

Love,
can't think of anything to call myself
K_Jo I think she is asking this for a herself :shrug:
 

Ehesef

Yo Gabba Gabba
nomoney said:
dear thinks she can give advice lady,

now this same family member is contemplating masturbation in the work place - should I call the loony bin now; or wait until I get some good black mail pictures :confused:

Love,
can't think of anything to call myself
:lmao:
 
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