Dear KJo

[K_Jo]

Please leave Dowhat's poop out of this.

Dear Poop Fetish,

Why are you so protective of someone else's excrement?

Fondly,

Please Wash Your Hands Before Returning To Work

 

[workin hard]

Dear Poop Fetish,

Why are you so protective of someone else's excrement?

Fondly,

Please Wash Your Hands Before Returning To Work

Dear Dirty,

Excrement meaning Dowhats poop or Nomo masturbation question?

Confused in a Cubey,
WH

 

[Ehesef]

Dear Ehesef,

I'm not nasty and your jealous of my non nastiness whore. He was high. High off that good lovin.

This goes out to all my baby momma's,
WH

Dear WH,

I'm not a whore, you're just mad because now that you're married, you can't go out boyscouting with me.

None of ya business,
Ehesef

 

[AC/DC]

dear thinks she can give advice lady,

now this same family member is contemplating masturbation in the work place - should I call the loony bin now; or wait until I get some good black mail pictures

Love,
can't think of anything to call myself

Dear sticky fingers,

Take lots of photos and send them to FD for the alblum.

Signed,

photo alblum

 

[BadGirl]

Dear J_Jo:

My question is regarding my annual review. In terms of describing my contributions to the company this year, is it prudent for me to include the fact that I have increased my SoMD.com post count significantly, thereby reducing my productivity to my real projects?

Sincerely,
I need a raise so badly I could spit

 

[workin hard]

Dear WH,

I'm not a whore, you're just mad because now that you're married, you can't go out boyscouting with me.

None of ya business,
Ehesef

Dear Tardazz,

I like being married and knowing that I don't need to boyscout because I ain't got to worry about who my baby daddy is. Besides its not like you ever really have any luck boyscouting

Disco Inferno,
WH

 

[nomoney]

how come kwillia stopped posting......do you think she got caught stealing the coffee???? K Jo.....you told her to do it; it would be your fault.

 

[K_Jo]

dear thinks she can give advice lady,

now this same family member is contemplating masturbation in the work place - should I call the loony bin now; or wait until I get some good black mail pictures

Love,
can't think of anything to call myself

Dear Can't Keep Her Hands Off Herself Even At Work,

Go into the bathroom and take care of your problem.

Love,

I Ask That You Also Wash Your Hands

 

[AC/DC]

I need a raise so badly I could spit

Perhaps spitting is preventing your raise from coming into fruition.

 

[workin hard]

how come kwillia stopped posting......do you think she got caught stealing the coffee???? K Jo.....you told her to do it; it would be your fault.

Either that or she is in the bathroom doing you know what. Better get your camera ready

 

[Ehesef]

Dear Tardazz,

I like being married and knowing that I don't need to boyscout because I ain't got to worry about who my baby daddy is. Besides its not like you ever really have any luck boyscouting

Disco Inferno,
WH

Dear Biznitch,

I like boyscouting and don't have any baby daddies and won't for quite a while. And when you boyscout, you just look, you don't take them home with you. That's a totally different ball game. No wonder you spend so much time at the Health Dept.

I've got friends in low places,
Ehesef

 

[K_Jo]

Dear J_Jo:

My question is regarding my annual review. In terms of describing my contributions to the company this year, is it prudent for me to include the fact that I have increased my SoMD.com post count significantly, thereby reducing my productivity to my real projects?

Sincerely,
I need a raise so badly I could spit

Dear Sexy,

While we here at somd.com know a post count is more important than actual occupational productivity, it might be wise to refrain from divulging that information. Instead, show your hooters. I have it on good authority each one is worth a $7k a year increase.

Much Love,

Mine Are Only Worth $3k :sad:

 

[K_Jo]

how come kwillia stopped posting......do you think she got caught stealing the coffee???? K Jo.....you told her to do it; it would be your fault.

Dear You Know You Hope She Got Caught,

I think she's probably...in the bathroom...washing her hands...

Sincerely,

I Quit Coffee But Don't Mind Stealing Salt When Necessary

 

[MJ]

Dear K_Jo

My best friend at the office plays on the forums all day while I do all the work. I want to end the friendship, but I hear J. C. Penney is having a big sale and I need a ride.

What should I do?

Signed,

Sucker in Suitland

 

[K_Jo]

Dear K_Jo

My best friend at the office plays on the forums all day while I do all the work. I want to end the friendship, but I hear J. C. Penney is having a big sale and I need a ride.

What should I do?

Signed,

Sucker in Suitland

Dear Jealous of KJo's Karma,

Look out my window (since you don't have one). See that bus stop?

Love,

Did You Teach That Idiot How To Use a Cell Phone Yet?

 

[jazz lady]

Dear all-knowing, all-seeing Kjo,

Is it inappropriate to laugh and point when you see a coworker being led away in handcuffs for stealing coffee?

Fondly,
Wanna do the right thing

 

[DoWhat]

Dear K_Jo

My puppy is still pooping on the deck. What should I do?

DW

 

[workin hard]

Dear Biznitch,

I like boyscouting and don't have any baby daddies and won't for quite a while. And when you boyscout, you just look, you don't take them home with you. That's a totally different ball game. No wonder you spend so much time at the Health Dept.

I've got friends in low places,
Ehesef

Dear Crack ho,

i GOT A bOO bEAR AND YOU DON'T. aND DON'T TELL ME YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE i KNOW YOU DON'T, hO!!!

i GOT FRIENDS!!

You love me but you don't know who I am,
WH

 

[K_Jo]

Dear all-knowing, all-seeing Kjo,

Is it inappropriate to laugh and point when you see a coworker being led away in handcuffs for stealing coffee?

Fondly,
Wanna do the right thing

Dear Laughalotapuss,

I think laughter is appropriate in most situations, and this is one of them. However, she probably has to pee after all that coffee, so helping her with a wipe and a flush might make up for the giggles.

Sincerely,

Could You Also Come Pry My Thong From My A$$

 

[MJ]

Dear Jealous of KJo's Karma,

Look out my window (since you don't have one). See that bus stop?

Love,

Did You Teach That Idiot How To Use a Cell Phone Yet?

Dear Not a Lot to Do

Who needs friends when you have a great rack?

Signed

No bus stop in my future