Debate: Bidens prep notes obtained!

[Kyle]

Exclusive: We Have Acquired A Copy Of Joe Biden's Debate Prep Notes

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a daring feat of undercover journalism, The Babylon Bee's embedded DC reporter has acquired a leaked copy of Joe Biden's debate prep notes. We are proud to introduce them to the world for the first time. Please enjoy. Many undercover journalists died to bring us this information.

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[vraiblonde]

He has 24 hours to come up with an out.

 

[herb749]

Someone needs to find the frequency of his ear piece to jam the voice telling him what to say and just play Pop goes the Weasel.

 

[Rommey]

Someone needs to find the frequency of his ear piece to jam the voice telling him what to say...

I imagine it would go something like this:

 

[rmorse]

I thought it was going to be satire until I saw the notes and realized it was legit.