Tonio
Asperger's Poster Child
What are 18-hour-bras? What happens when a woman wears one past the 18-hour mark? Does it self-destruct?
Was Neil Sedaka a wannabe statutory rapist? Half his songs were about geeky middle-school girls who blossomed into sweet 16s. He was truly ahead of his time, if you consider how many young actresses became jailbait downloads for horny computer geeks in the '90s (Alyssa Milano, Christina Ricci, Melissa Joan Hart, etc.) One time at a Capitals game, someone held up a banner reading, "XX Days Until Mary-Kate and Ashley are Legal!" Yeah, right, like their first boyfriend is going to be some drunken shirtless loser making an ass of himself on TV.
What would the Washington Monument look like if our first president Martha instead of George? Was its designer suggesting that the Father of Our Country was a (ahem) man among men?
Doesn't the word "metrosexual" suggest people who get turned on riding the Green Line to work?
In "American Pie," what if Jim hadn't been discovered sampling the hot apple pie? Suppose he just finished and then put the crust back on, so that no one would be the wiser? I imagine the family enjoying the pie while Jim breaks down into hysterics.
I wonder what the creators of Cheers and Fraiser think of marriage. Both shows had men with unseen wives, who were described as unloving shrews.
Was Neil Sedaka a wannabe statutory rapist? Half his songs were about geeky middle-school girls who blossomed into sweet 16s. He was truly ahead of his time, if you consider how many young actresses became jailbait downloads for horny computer geeks in the '90s (Alyssa Milano, Christina Ricci, Melissa Joan Hart, etc.) One time at a Capitals game, someone held up a banner reading, "XX Days Until Mary-Kate and Ashley are Legal!" Yeah, right, like their first boyfriend is going to be some drunken shirtless loser making an ass of himself on TV.
What would the Washington Monument look like if our first president Martha instead of George? Was its designer suggesting that the Father of Our Country was a (ahem) man among men?
Doesn't the word "metrosexual" suggest people who get turned on riding the Green Line to work?
In "American Pie," what if Jim hadn't been discovered sampling the hot apple pie? Suppose he just finished and then put the crust back on, so that no one would be the wiser? I imagine the family enjoying the pie while Jim breaks down into hysterics.
I wonder what the creators of Cheers and Fraiser think of marriage. Both shows had men with unseen wives, who were described as unloving shrews.
