Bustem' Down
Give Peas a Chance
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and
two small
children.
Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises
his knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal. 40, and you are an expert
shot. You have
mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
There's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of
his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
message does
this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
just to wound
me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family
get away while
he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make
this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.....(sounds
of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips
or Hydroshok Hollow Points?"
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and
two small
children.
Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises
his knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal. 40, and you are an expert
shot. You have
mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Democrat's Answer:
There's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of
his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
message does
this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
just to wound
me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family
get away while
he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make
this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.....(sounds
of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips
or Hydroshok Hollow Points?"
And you know that they were hollow points 
