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"The Democrats had their first presidential debate over the weekend. Nine guys showed up for the big debate. What a dreary group. Did you see these guys? President Bush took one look at them and said, 'I might win this one fair-and-square.'" —David Letterman
"So far there are nine or ten Democratic candidates, and it's a pretty dull group. Have you seen these guys? Actually, I think its good that it's a pretty dull group because there will be little chance that anyone will be getting laid in the Oval Office now." —David Letterman
"The candidates are getting ready for the 2004 election. So far the frontrunners for the Democratic nomination are Dick Gephardt, Senator John Kerry, former Governor Howard Dean, and Senator Joe Lieberman, or as Bush calls them ace of spades, two of clubs, the king of diamonds." —Jay Leno
" Saturday night I watched the nine candidates during the Democratic presidential debate, and it was so boring that ABC picked it up as part of their fall schedule. ... You know who the winner was? Anyone with a remote in their hand." —Craig Kilborn
"Richard Gephardt was appealing to the Democratic base by promising to bring sex back to the Oval Office." —David Letterman
"So far there are nine or ten Democratic candidates, and it's a pretty dull group. Have you seen these guys? Actually, I think its good that it's a pretty dull group because there will be little chance that anyone will be getting laid in the Oval Office now." —David Letterman
"The candidates are getting ready for the 2004 election. So far the frontrunners for the Democratic nomination are Dick Gephardt, Senator John Kerry, former Governor Howard Dean, and Senator Joe Lieberman, or as Bush calls them ace of spades, two of clubs, the king of diamonds." —Jay Leno
" Saturday night I watched the nine candidates during the Democratic presidential debate, and it was so boring that ABC picked it up as part of their fall schedule. ... You know who the winner was? Anyone with a remote in their hand." —Craig Kilborn
"Richard Gephardt was appealing to the Democratic base by promising to bring sex back to the Oval Office." —David Letterman
